Andy Cohen, the genius that is evil Bravo’s ”Real Housewives” franchise, promised their 3rd autobiographical guide will be ”bigger, better and dishier. ”

Cohen informs all in ”Superficial: More Adventures from the Andy Cohen Diaries, ” work which he easily acknowledged was likely to annoy many regarding the people he is met over the road to success.

The book lands to get Nov. 15.

The 48-year-old man-about-town that is gay specially frank about their busy sex-life within the book that covers the stretch from Sept. 7, 2014, to might 30, 2016.

”Woke up with a cheerleader from Georgia Tech, ” reads a typical entry.

Nevertheless the primary occasion is Cohen’s highly expected threesome by having a tan, muscled mechanic plus the guy’s gorgeous, blond gf.

Once the Jake that is pseudonymous and delivered Cohen a photo ”that left almost no towards the imagination” he had been intrigued.

Cohen, whom writes which he ”doesnot need to die with out liked a female, ” then crowd-sourced the basic concept with buddies.

Their good pal Kelly Ripa ended up being sweetly supportive as constantly: ”Jake’s extremely handsome and Angela is gorgeous and I also have always been happy for you personally. ”

Her spouse Mark Consuelos delivered a text that is one-word ”Dude. ”

And Sarah Jessica Parker, practical as constantly, offered these suggestions: ”Remember every thing. ”

Unfortunately, it had been never to be. While Cohen got stoned because of the couple and ”did things with a woman for the first-time in 30 years, ” the highly-anticipated evening of this special day had been a dud.

He broke the news that is bad Ripa, who continues to be ”simply fascinated with my thrupple” — but confesses he could be nevertheless strained by his male/female ”virginity. ”

Cohen details another intriguing and menage that is troubled trois: Anderson Cooper, Kathy Griffin and himself.

Cooper, the silver-haired fox and CNN anchor, is famously Cohen’s friend that is best. They FaceTime one another into the wee hours, each tucked during sex in the home.

Just last year, the set took their relationship on the way, touring with ”AC2: a romantic night with Anderson Cooper & Andy Cohen — Deep Talk and Shallow Tales. ”

But Griffin, the comedian that is outrageously vulgar also proudly lays claim to Cooper’s affections. The 2 co-host CNN’s yearly brand brand brand New Year’s Eve show from instances Square, with Griffin gleefully planning to lengths to shock the particularly reserved Cooper.

Cohen snipes at Griffin many times throughout the guide. Exiting Joan streams’ memorial in 2014 hand and hand along with her, Cohen selected to not break the embarrassing silence.

”She’d been s–t talking me personally early in the day this ” he writes week.

At another point, Griffin texted him with a call that is urgent discussion — and Cohen blew her down. As he finally returned to her, he had been frustrated to know she wished to discuss whether or perhaps not to simply take Rivers’ spot on ”Fashion Police. ”

Griffin took the work but later quit the show, issuing a high-minded declaration claiming she did not would you like to play a role in ”a tradition of unattainable perfectionism. ”

Cohen greeted her responses with derision.

”this woman is the cooking cooking pot calling the kettle black colored. She’s got been body-shaming for years, ” Cohen sniped to Cooper, their visitor regarding the five-night-a-week celebrityfest ”Watch just just What Happens real time. ”

Other journal entries provide fabulous snippets from Cohen’s fabulous life, including their dither over going to Madonna’s 57th party at her ”massive” horse farm in Bridgehampton.

Friends convinced him it absolutely was well worth the trouble to go out of their fabulous Fire Island rental in belated August for the Spanish Gypsy-themed party. Madonna, needless to say, ended up being seated for a throne. Cohen guesses the ongoing celebration set her back $1.5 million.

Cohen had been mollified whenever their dinner lovers included Paul McCartney along with his spouse, Nancy. He’d a good talk to Madonna about her children — and received a hug from her son Rocco.

Later on within the guide, he consoles the materials Girl after a failed effort to get together again with Rocco after a custody that is ugly along with his daddy, man Ritchie.

The sweetest celebration scene may be the 50th party thrown by Matthew Broderick for wife Parker in the famed Bemelmans Bar when you look at the Carlyle in March 2015. Buddies performed songs from ”Annie, ” the Broadway musical Parker starred in at age 12.

Cohen stumbled through ”You’re never ever Fully Dressed Without a grin” before more performers that are seasoned over. Broderick performed ”Little Girls, ” however it had been Parker’s then-12-year-old son, James Wilkie Broderick, whom won the night time.

”James Wilkie broke our hearts making us sob singing ’Maybe’ directly to their mama, ” Cohen writes.

While Cohen’s relationship with Parker is near sufficient to consist of drop-in privileges, impromptu meals and household nights, he is additionally her escort when it comes to star-studded events just like the Met Gala.

In 2015, Parker’s Chinese-inspired headpiece xlovecam ended up being therefore massive she needed to drive within the motor automobile along with her head tilted awkwardly towards the part.

On arrival, Cohen had their choose of mega-celebrities to fan-crush on.

Cher made fun of their goofy grin. He actually knelt at Madonna’s part, consoling her within the nasty speak about her age. Parker asked Justin Bieber how he had been enjoying their Met that is first Ball in which he asked her if it ”gets crazy. ”

Cohen interrupted: ”Well, the club is high for you personally on that. ”

In the 2016 Met Ball, Cohen place their base inside it more often than once. ”Told Kanye (western) I nearly wore just what he did, ” he confesses. ”Stupid. ”

Later on during the club, Taylor Swift worried aloud whether there is an area on her to look at Lady Gaga perform. Cohen had an indicator.

”Your friend Katy is sitting when you look at the part and there is a great amount of space around her, ” Cohen described. ”She asked, ’Katy who? ’ and I also stated, ’Perry, ’ from which point she inform me that she actually is the precise reverse of her buddy. ”

Far too late, Cohen remembered the infamous feud between the 2 pop music superstars. He attempted to make light by saying at the least Swift knew where you should avoid.

Swift did not laugh and didn’t concur, making Cohen ”totally mortified. ” Swift stalked down with one demand: Cohen had not been to say the event on his show. She’d be viewing.

Cohen ended up being delighted to listen to she ended up being an audience she might have dropped an F-bomb before ”your show. Until he remembered”

Also Cohen’s kick-back-and-relax social outings overflow aided by the famous.

Jimmy Fallon and his spouse Nancy Juvonen, Drew Barrymore’s company partner, are buddies. In 2010 at their Oscar-viewing celebration, he noticed a stench that is horrible ahead of the show began.